[The screens light up no matter where you are, revealing what appears to be...a giant turtle.]

BWAHAHAHA! Tremble before the great and terrible Bowser, peons! If you don’t make moves to join the Legion by the end of the week, I’ll thrash your home universes!

That’s right! Just pummel em into submission! How are you supposed to conquer your homeworlds if all your loved ones are getting punched by ME! So make up your mind, bozos!

[The screen fades.]