How about the concept of being a giant asshole?

[No, he is not, because Dennis is going to take that shit and run with it. There is nothing Dennis or anyone he knows likes more than the ability to delude one's self to avoid discomfort. He's a pro.

He takes a big breath - his lungs filling with nothingness are faintly visible through his skin, along with all his other organs - and settles in on an angle.]

Well, I guess I'll have to find some use for these powers, but they mostly sound like dick.