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legionofeclipse2019-05-19 10:17 am
tedioustrivium) wrote in legionofeclipse2019-05-19 10:17 am
Eleven assholes walk into a bar
[Trivium's bored now after the trial and he needs shit to waste his time doing. So he decides to learn how to bake. He doesn't need to eat, so baking seems like a rad waste of time. So he's got water boiling and an oven cooking some treats. Before long, he's carrying up bowls of spaghetti and salad, followed by cakes and muffins and cookies. They're placed carefully and perfectly in the bar on nice tablecloths. Its a charming display.
Then it seems to him that it'd be an even bigger of waste of time if he turned it into a whole event, only for himself. So he sets up little trashy decorations that eventually make out banners that say words like "Yay Murder!"
And then he wastes even more time by setting the table up with all the food that no one is ever going to eat and wine he's set in perfect wine glass towers. And then he throws invitations around the whole place because its not like anyone's gonna actually come. It's the perfect time waster!
So a whole party is just waiting in the bar for no one to ever use ever.]
Then it seems to him that it'd be an even bigger of waste of time if he turned it into a whole event, only for himself. So he sets up little trashy decorations that eventually make out banners that say words like "Yay Murder!"
And then he wastes even more time by setting the table up with all the food that no one is ever going to eat and wine he's set in perfect wine glass towers. And then he throws invitations around the whole place because its not like anyone's gonna actually come. It's the perfect time waster!
So a whole party is just waiting in the bar for no one to ever use ever.]